Historical Definition

anarchist (n): Person who refuses to grow-up.

Tutoring fail 2

While tutoring a grade 10 in English, on Julius Ceasar by Shakespear:

Her: Wow, you know a lot about this play.  Have you read it before?
Me: No, I've studied Roman and Egyptian history from this time period.
Her: Wait, Ceasar was a real guy!?!*

*This is why I cry myself to sleep at night during tutoring season.

Tutoring fail 1

While tutoring a grade 10 student in History, she told me:

"You know, I'm really not liking this Hitler dude."

There - she just saved you the trouble of reading Mein Kampf.

Douche-bags in history - II

Thomas More - don't take my word for it. Look it up.

Friendships within a historical context.

Nobless oblige isn't dead. Just let your friends know you're giving away a nice piece of furniture and let the power flow through you.

Duche bags throughout history.

Sir Richard Rich. Trust me on this one.

Duche bags throughout history.

Sir Richard Rich. Trust me on the one.