Duche bags throughout history.

Sir Richard Rich. Trust me on this one.

Duche bags throughout history.

Sir Richard Rich. Trust me on the one.

Uh oh.

Bills of attainder : bad news.

Political history 101

The good ol' day of politics, when you used to get stuff done, ended with Tameny Hall. It's all been down hill since then.

Historical Tweets

@HenryRex8 "I've got 99 problems, and bitches are 6 of 'em."

Kick-ass history.

Manifest Destiny: Cool sounding initiative, Chuck-Norris-like application.

Men....

Panty-hose were invented by men to see how far they could push the sanity of women.  Like childbirth wasn't enough...

Tear.

History books like to focus on the rise AND fall of the British Empire.  I think the story would be a whole lot better if they ignored the second part, and just focused on the up-swing.

Blast to the Past

The year 3010:

Remember how good humans had it before the lady-bugs rose up and enslaved us all?  The worst part - their slogan: who's flying away home NOW, bitches.

Lighting a fire.

There is no such thing as 'Canadian History.'  There is Aboriginal, French, and English History, then there was a picnick, a slap-fight, and then Canadian politics started.  There, I just saved you the cost of Canadian History 101.

Sucks to be you.

If your name is Arthur, and you're in line to inherit the British crown, you're in for a world of hurt.

Word of the day.

Defenistration sounds a lot cooler than it really is.  Unless you're the guy on the ground watching it all go down.

How to get ahead in this world.

You've got to have a cute and creative gimick to get anywhere.  Ask Ghengis Khan.

History 101

Okay all, take out your pens and papers and get ready for some good, old-fashion knowledge.

History is full of human-interest stories and life lessons and it's time we all partook of them a little more.

Stick around for some of the knowledge my many, many history books have taught me that I will now share with you all.